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August 25, 2004

The Cool Preschooler

Czarina, who will be four in a month, started school last week. I was probably more excited than she was about it, and I was dying for the details when I picked her up the first day. Unfortunately, information was not forthcoming. Instead, this is what I get.

Me: How was school sweetie?
Czarina: *blink blink*
Me: What did you do?
Czarina: um...nothing.
Me: Really? The whole time? You didn't do one single thing?
Czarina: I didn't.
Me (trying another tactic): What was your favorite part?
Czarina: poopy.
Me: Poopy? Poopy was your favorite part?
Czarina: yes ma'am. (hysterical giggle)
Me: I'll never know what you do in school, will I?
Czarina: poopy.

Ah, the joys of being (nearly) four, when "poopy" is the wittiest response to any question you don't feel like answering.

I talked to some of the other mothers, trying to find out what their kids learned, but they all just rolled their eyes and said, "All I could find out was poopy."

Yay. I can see that tuition money at work already.


*I will be posting pictures soon.

Kith and Kin | By WonderGirl | 10:06 AM

Comments

I really think these preschoolers may have one up from us in understanding life, universe, and everything.

Posted by: Jeannette at August 25, 2004 10:12 AM

This is hysterical. I love it. I'm printing it out to take to Casey. She'll get a real kick out of it since that's what she's trying to teach her 3 and 4 year olds now - along with other things. :)

Posted by: Bevely at August 25, 2004 10:42 AM

Kids learn conspiracy theories entirely too early now! LOL! ;-)

Posted by: Penny at August 25, 2004 10:43 AM

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