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January 16, 2006
I am a Death Dealer
Okay. So maybe not. But I could be. If I had the time. But that's a long term commitment, and really all I have is about two hours to spare. Just enough time to go see Underworld 2: Evolution. It's the sequel to Underworld, which is one of my all time favorite movies, and it opens on Friday.
Go ahead. Laugh. I don't care.
And while you do that, I'll join all the other nerds in my city (who I haven't seen since the last Tomb Raider movie) at the theatre, where we will scramble for the the best seat (directly in the middle row, in the middle seat) and exchange Underworld trivia and theories before the show starts. I'll happily munch on my eight gallon tub of popcorn, box of goobers, and 2 liter jug of coke, while living vicariously through Kate Beckinsale in her black leather gothic gorgeousness. The babysitter has been arranged, a fellow UW fan (who has forbidden the use of his real name in this entry*) has plans to join me and King Pen (who will smile and nod at my bubbly DARK enthusiasm like a good husband), and my outfit has been planned. I shall wear the coolest, blackest clothes I own, and I'll probably go heavy on the eyeliner, too. I don't have any fangs to wear, which is probably a good thing, considering the popcorn. Plus, no self respecting Death Dealer flaunts her fangs. Not because it's rude, oh no. It's just unnecessary.
Anyway. I ramble.
Let's just look at our little Kate for a second, mmkay?
She's so cool.
(In unrelated news, did I mention that I am taking up archery? No, really. I am. I'm looking for a simple bow, like the Indians used, and I'm going to start target practice in the backyard. Seriously. By the way, I don't know WHAT kind of weapon she's holding there... some kind of semi-automatic crossbow thingy? I'll need to find out before the movie so I can score some points with the nerds.)
Okay, that's enough for today. Stuff to do. Laundy to fold. Lycans to kill.
*ahem- JOEY*
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Who? Me? Oh alright. Yes, I admit to being a fan of the first movie; and I admit to looking forward to seeing the second one this weekend. However, I will not be wearing some all-black, Goth get up to the theater. Furthermore, I cannot guarantee that I will sit by my beloved cousin if she attempts such a look.
Posted by: Joey at January 16, 2006 12:21 PM
Lycans > those puny vamps anyday. Thor-Axe is waiting until the 29th to go see Underworld 2, but with good reason. The 29th of January is the one year anniversary of Thor-Axe and Terion! Yes, my dear archenemy, we've been dating a year... ALMOST.
As for what Thor-Axe will wear to see Underworld 2, your favorite Impaler will be donned in a tie-dye shirt, bluejeans, and a headband. THOR-AXE REFUSES TO CONFORM! Hah-HAH!
~ Thor-Axe the Impaler
Posted by: Thor-Axe the Impaler at January 16, 2006 11:21 PM
Me, too. I loved Dark World, and wouldn't miss the sequal for the (dark) world... lol.
Archery? Go for it. I suggest a Boy Scout bow for your first bow. That was my first bow. However... one piece of advice learned from experience... don't shoot it in the house... it can and will go through the wall into the next-door neighbor's apartment.
Posted by: spiderlillies at January 17, 2006 9:59 AM
love the archery thing! I used to have a bow, also, but alas, I lost it! Actually, I think I left it behind in Virginia many, many moons ago. I really enjoyed it, though, it's a really cool sport....go for it!
Posted by: auntj at January 18, 2006 8:59 AM
Hope you had a super-fun time!!!
Posted by: Debby at January 20, 2006 10:04 PM
