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September 21, 2006
That's Curious.
You know those cool magnetic poetry kits all the hip people have on their refridgerators? The ones they use to create deep, three word sentences to sum up their entire life philosophy as they grab a cold soda and sliced cheese?
Yeah, we don't have those. Instead, we have the cooler, hipper, more magnetic toddler alphabet. In all twenty-six letters, my friends. Yes. We are just that awesome. And get this- we even have doubles of some of the more frequently used letters. Sweet. We reek coffeehouse cool, lemme tell ya. Berets and everything.
I was a bit disturbed, however, after discovering that my children had spelled out the words "Unit B".
I don't know what that means. And it's been bothering me all day.
It seems like a clue of some sort. Are they involved in some covert, scientific experiment I don't know about? Are they undercover? Are they sending coded messages to each other? What is Unit B? WHAT? Tell me! *banging a fist on the table.
King Pen and I tried the good cop/bad cop routine, but they wouldn't budge. They each had solid alibis, of course- each other. They didn't even break a sweat when I threatened them with no cookies or SpongeBob privileges.
It's okay, though. I've got them under survellience.
And I always get my man.
Unit B is going down.
The Daily | By WonderGirl | 11:54 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this! Seriously.
Posted by: Rhonda at September 22, 2006 8:57 AM
I would assume that Unit B follows Unit A and comes before Unit C. Whatcha think? Those cool toddler alphabet letters may not have enough doubles to let you in on the secret; might wanna consider a second set. ;)
Posted by: the SmockLady at September 22, 2006 8:59 AM
hmmmmm, Unit B is it? I don't know, but it sounds kind of dangerous, so be careful......pleeeeze!
Posted by: auntj at September 22, 2006 11:09 AM
That's really rather strange.
Though I have a highly amusing image in my head of you two doing the good/bad cop routine with the kids all in a row with big innocent grins and halos above their heads. ^^ Sometimes I love my brain.
Posted by: The Mad Wolfwoman at September 22, 2006 11:19 AM
Can you pass a message to my neice and nephews Just tell them that the Pink Flamingo cuts the cheese at midnight.
They will know what it means.
Posted by: Ashley at September 22, 2006 12:08 PM
that was originally "aunt b" because there weren't enough letters to do my whole name.
Posted by: unit b at September 22, 2006 2:03 PM
Ah ha! Nice to know the root word.
It still doesn't explain their "modification", though. I remain suspicious.
Posted by: WonderGirl at September 22, 2006 2:24 PM
Unit B? You don't say... That's interesting, cousin. Let the young ones know I said "Understood."
Posted by: Steek at September 22, 2006 3:16 PM
I think they meant to spell UNITE....better watch your back!
Posted by: Aunt Dianna at September 22, 2006 8:28 PM
