May 6, 2008
Crazy Like a Fox?
Well, you know Hillary Clinton has fallen out of favor with the media based solely on the pictures they've been publishing lately. Yikes! Is it me, or does this woman scare the pants off you, too? Wonder how many votes Obama will get because of these babies?
(That one wasn't biased at all was it?)
(Sweet, merciful pot of chicken noodle soup, who is this poor woman Hillary is screeching at? Can you imagine getting in trouble with Mama Clinton? *shudder)
And last but not least, this pic. Not so subtle, eh?
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April 2, 2008
For Bevely
I know you will love this video based on your last comment. I laugh every single time I watch it!
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February 21, 2008
Naughty Charlie
TOTALLY yanked this from Jeremy's blog, but it was so stinking cute, I couldn't help myself.
"Charlie Bit Me"
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October 12, 2007
Chuck Norris
Who hasn't watched Texas Walker Ranger with their Grandma? You know you have. And here's why: Chuck rocks. Check out his biceps. His fierce gaze. His killer high-kick. His dreamcatcher. (Proof that he's not only strong, he's enlightened, too.)
For your viewing pleasure:

Whew. That one glove thing is HOT.
And now, some Chuck Norris Facts (as if you didn't already know them):
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Wow. Whatta man.
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July 3, 2007
Billy Boy
Thanks to King Pen for passing along this "vintage" cartoon. It's one of my favorites. If I wasn't destined to marry King Pen (and I was born about forty years earlier), I would be Mrs. Tex Avery right this minute. The man was a comic genius. And that's hot.
Anyway. The little goat reminds us of the Duke, who is cute and mischievous, and occasionally has curls that look like horns.
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May 24, 2006
Oh and This
I laughed out loud at this one.
Whee!!
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April 7, 2006
Joking
Ganked from The Phoenix's comment board about Indigo Children...
Q:How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Wanna go ride our bikes?

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April 5, 2006
Funny Bunny

This makes me giggle.
It also makes me a little hungry. Sorry, bunny.
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September 26, 2005
Adoption
*blatantly stolen from G
Life just didn't seem complete without a duck.
| adopt your own virtual pet! |
And don't ask why he's green. He's a little touchy about that.
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September 15, 2005
Change is in the Air
Czarina informed us tonight that she wants to be called "Petunia". Not to be outdone, HeroBoy has decided that from this day forth, he shall be known as "Tuna."
Nice.
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June 22, 2005
BaaCAW!
You guys know how I feel about rubber chickens, so continuing the tradition, I present you with this beauty. Here's my caption, now add yours!
"I regret to tell you this, Mr. Chicken, but you're displaying the early symptoms of what we call Rubberification of the Poultry. It's incurable, irreversible, and eventually leads to Hilarity. I'm so sorry."
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September 29, 2004
Tickled Me Today
Whoever believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
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August 21, 2004
It Made Me Laugh
"Everytime a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead." JM Barrie.
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July 14, 2004
'Identify the Movie Quote' says the lazy blogger
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?"
"Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more"
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July 8, 2004
Collective Groan
What do you call a pig that does karate?
May corniness rule forever.
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December 12, 2003
Something To Amuse
I thought a few of you guys would enjoy this little joke:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40
and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quanity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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November 18, 2003
A Guy Walks Into A Bar... OUCH.
It's Tuesday. How about some bar jokes? Add 'em if you got 'em!
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist preacher walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A font walks into a bar.
The bartenders says: "Hey, we don't serve your type in here!"
A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hey, you look like a fun guy!"
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
Oh, it's good to be corny.
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